As I wrote this I started thinking, am I technically adding a new character? Do I want to bring more neighbors in on this? More appropriately, create more neighbors? How many funny lat names can I possibly come up with? Will they always be the butt of the joke? Am I just making an ass of myself? most of all should I have made the first photo in a 50’s black and white film grain?
Narrator: The surgery was a success. Our hero contemplates his new situation.
Paddy: and his shift at Hooters
Narrator: Am I man or am I machine? Does it even matter? How best do I help the world with these new abilities?
Paddy: Good afternoon MR Rubenbottom! I adore the new plaid couch! Do you need a hand bringing it in?
Narrator: PSST! that is not a couch
Paddy: OH Shit! Sorry! I must say that the kilt gives your ass a very well upholstered look