Paddy: Where are you going? I thought you were going to open the front door
Patrick:You said that, not me
Patrick: I have keys, I can open this door
Narrator: Wait for it…
Narrator: Wait for it…
Narrator: Another moment…
SFX: keys being sorted Jingle Jingle. Thoughts coming together very loudly CLICK
Paddy: Wait a minute
Narrator: There it is
Paddy: If you’ve had your keys the whole time, why didn’t you just unlock the door at the start?
Patrick: That my circumducting friend, is the wrong question
Paddy: What the fuck does that even mean?
Patrick: It means you should probably be asking why I didn’t use the light on my cell phone
Paddy: But what does that have to do with a duck’s foreskin?
