For those with Cats, not in the Pacific Northwest I give you Matanuska Thunderfuck. Wait, no. Matanuska Thunderstruck
low idling cat noises in background
Narrator: Another Comic?
Paddy: Recipes. I dumped a bag of oregano on meself and the floor
Narrator: How much did you dump?
Paddy: I don’t know exactly. How much fits in one of the white Pet Pros bags?
Narrator: Pet Pros bag?
Paddy: Shoo! Get out of there! You are not at all helpful!
Narrator: Wait, with oregano, or out of it?
Paddy: Wait. Come back. I kind of liked it