Cats are assholes.

Cats are assholes

Cats are assholes.

Cats are assholes

Cats are assholes

Cats are assholes: C.a.1 [Cats are assholes]: This cat is an asshole-That cat is an assholes/A cat is an asshole; C.a.2 [Cats are assholes:Cats are assholes]: Those cats are assholes-These cats are assholes/All cats are assholes.   Paddy: Might I suggest you stay out as late as you can tonight? Since neither of you have to work tomorrow. Cat: You shall commence with the petting. Because Cats are assholes Wife: We'll be home after dinner. Patrick: Well, maybe after a walk. Wife: You trying to get rid of us? Paddy: Yes. Cat: Completely ignoring the conversation, because Cats are assholes You do not seem to be following instructions Paddy: Tomorrow, you'll be home all day. With me. Cat: Well, nobody wants that. Because Cats are assholes Paddy: So have a night out before the four of us drive you crazy. Cat: Is that what you're supposed to be doing around here. Because Cats are assholes