Dating Miss Michigan

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Dating Miss Michigan

Exercising your right to privacy, Giving the half-blind dog a run for his money, Love’s labors lost, Squeeze the toothpaste in the middle of the tube...     Paddy: You could at least have the decency to close the door     Television in background: ...with all those Bible-beaters doin' God-only-knows-what! They'd probably make me eat a live chicken! Paddy: You've been at it so long you've gone blind m'boy. couldn't even see it wasn't me Cat: I am so confused     Television in background: Not on your first visit! Narrator: an hour of explaining his teasing later Cat: I'm not so sure I like you anymore Paddy: You seemed to like me well enough earlier     Television in background: Very good, Annelle! You've spoken like a true smart-ass!