Tea Timer

and I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house in after internalizing everything for a few hours to make sure that I'm not over reacting and being logical about the situation.

Tea Timer

Posted on December 5, 2016 by Patrick Maylone

It's going to be a long drive home. Narrator: Eighteen hours, and a lift from a neighbor late... SFX: Wife takes in a deep breath Narrator: ...ter, oh shit. Here it comes... SFX: Wife very very slowly let out previous breath Paddy: I'm sorry that I didn't call you right away. I panicked. It's my fault. SFX: Wife takes in a deep breath Narrator: oh shit Patrick: I still want pizza