Technically, I'm wearing shorts.

No Pants Day

No Pants Day. Yes there is such a thing.  

Paddy: I made enough in tips to cover the costs of a stunt double
Patrick: I don't believe that, how much?
Paddy: My split was $802.98
Patrick: you made that much with out wearing pants?
Paddy: Precisely because I wasn't wearing pants. There was a large Anniversary party, many of the patrons wanted to play grab ass
Cat: You realize you're the only one wearing pants
Paddy: Eventually we couldn't serve them any more so one of the gals let on that I was male. Then another gal made like she also worked for the News Tribune. The only hard part was walking home with no pockets

No Pants Day

Technically, I'm wearing shorts.

No Pants Day

No Pants Day. Yes there is such a thing.  

Paddy: I made enough in tips to cover the costs of a stunt double
Patrick: I don't believe that, how much?
Paddy: My split was $802.98
Patrick: you made that much with out wearing pants?
Paddy: Precisely because I wasn't wearing pants. There was a large Anniversary party, many of the patrons wanted to play grab ass
Cat: You realize you're the only one wearing pants
Paddy: Eventually we couldn't serve them any more so one of the gals let on that I was male. Then another gal made like she also worked for the News Tribune. The only hard part was walking home with no pockets