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Narrator: Make sure the patient is properly restrained...
Paddy: You need to go tighter
Narrator: Sterilization and sharp instruments are key to success
Paddy: HOLY SHIT! Stop Stop Stop. OK. I'll quit using your wife's clothes!
Patrick: Do you mind? I'm trying to work here
Narrator: Suddenly disaster strikes...
Patrick: I don't need a play by play. And you... Go in the house if you're squeamish
Paddy: Do I have to stop wearing her clothes?
Patrick: Yes
Paddy: Can I get my own?
Patrick: Yes. Why are you even asking?
Paddy: I don't knoooww