Mostly I'm excited that I figured out how to put Paddy's head in front of the Big font  

Wife: NOOOOOOOOOO
Paddy: I'm guessing your team just lost?
Patrick: Most likely
Paddy: Shouldn't you go console her?
Wife: OOOOOOOOOOO
Patrick: No, it's only pre-season. There hasn't been time for much emotional investment
Paddy: oh, OK...
Paddy: OH! I SEE. She's a Hooligan!
Wife: OOOOOOOOOOO
Patrick: Nooooo, that's gang fights and football
Paddy: Right, this is the U.S. They only flip cars and set them afire
Paddy: Yes, but only when they win!