It would appear that the dog and the cat are also sick.
I’m guessing both of them, since the cat doesn’t generally puke on the kitchen floor, and the dog doesn’t usually leave a runny yellow poop trail through the living room, dining room, up the stairs, down the hall, through the bedroom, to the bathroom, to the litter box. Only to come out and repeat from the walk-in-closet. No, the dog will obediently stand at the door and puke if I’m too dumb to let her out and she knows she’s going to be sick. Sure there is the occasional surprise, but she usually gives us a sign of some sort. Not the cat. He stealthily shits every where.
Apparently, it’s just the cat. I was just puked on.
Got to go clean.
A lot.