Character: Wife

Just awesome.

Why the fuck do I suddenly have 4 pips on my neck?

Where no man has gone before

Why the fuck do I suddenly have 4 pips on my neck?

The under pass that runs under the Washington Convention Center in Seattle is really long. I think it really ceases to be an underpass and technically becomes a tunnel but since it wasn’t dug out it’s an underpass. To celebrate … Read More

and I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house in after internalizing everything for a few hours to make sure that I'm not over reacting and being logical about the situation.

Tea Timer

and I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house in after internalizing everything for a few hours to make sure that I'm not over reacting and being logical about the situation.

It’s going to be a long drive home.   Narrator: Eighteen hours, and a lift from a neighbor late… SFX: Wife takes in a deep breath Narrator: …ter, oh shit. Here it comes… SFX: Wife very very slowly let out previous breath Paddy: I’m sorry … Read More

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So it apparently takes eight months to go out to get Pizza, get your housemate beat up by homophobic ass hats, learn to drive, get lost, end up 40 miles away… in another city, and much, much more importantly, neglect … Read More

It's actually a chain of Massage parlors

You were always on my mind

It's actually a chain of Massage parlors

As a child I was very confused by the term “red light district”. I think this was mainly because they said it was by my Grandparents house and I knew that there was a single blinking red light at a … Read More

Kind of brings a new meaning to the Rubert Holmes line "and getting caught in the rain"

The Right Stuff

Kind of brings a new meaning to the Rubert Holmes line "and getting caught in the rain"

The Right Stuff is still one of my favorite moves. As a child, I may have watched that as often as I watched Star Wars. That may be one of the first things I watch again if we ever get around … Read More

They tried to track their tanks through Tacoma, too.

We are looking for Moose n Skwirl

They tried to track their tanks through Tacoma, too.

Wife: What in the world? Paddy: Well, you know how we sent those photos to the Russian scammers? Wife: Yes Paddy: I kind of readdressed the envelope Paddy: to “Putin’s Proudly Promiscuous Pooftah Providers” Wife: oh, my Paddy: an hour ago some large Rocky IV types in … Read More

He been complaining lately that he didn't get Playmate of the month.

Sin in soft focus

He been complaining lately that he didn't get Playmate of the month.

Here’s to hoping that the image translates well to mobile. last time I tried this it kept cropping on the smaller devices. Nothing should be able to contain the ego, especially mobile phones.   Wife: Actually, this doesn’t look half bad … Read More

you know, "The markets", just around the corner from "the ol' main drag".

with a fiver in me pocket

you know, "The markets", just around the corner from "the ol' main drag".

So I was originally going to use “girls on film” to kind of keep the Duran Duran title theme going with this, but I discovered that I already used that. Conveniently I had an ear worm the last few days … Read More

vogue.

The Reflex

vogue.

Would you look at that. the beginnings of another story arc. probably only three weeks this time, but the wife actually makes an appearance again. If only because I really didn’t like seeing the character tag so tiny compared to … Read More

Actually the photos are there, but they are in such an obscure wavelength you just never seen them before

Technology is the Devil

Actually the photos are there, but they are in such an obscure wavelength you just never seen them before

My phone died last night. It looks to be bricked from a background update but I’m not sure. I fully expect to given the run around with my carrier who will tell me to go to the manufacturer who will … Read More