Patrick Maylone

Comic Author, woodworker, customer service rep, tech support, jack of no trades Jill of one. I stand up AND sit down to pee. Balding. Bit of a belly. Sometimes gassy. Married for forever. love music. Love art. I think Art is OK though, sometimes he's obnoxious. Did I mention forever?

I’m a crappy lackey

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Your results: You are Darth Maul Darth Maul 82% Qui-Gon Jinn 82% Emperor Palpatine 81% R2-D2 78% Darth Vader 72% Jabba the Hutt 69% Mace Windu 68% Boba Fett 68% Yoda 68% Chewbacca 65% There is no doubt you are … Read More

odd request.

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If I ever go nuts and think it’s a good idea to run around town naked, please make me drink a bottle of Windex, as it is advertised to stop streaking.

Ah, Nuts!

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Well, so far a semi productive weekend. I got all the laundry done with the exception of what we had on yesterday and today. It would not have been at all polite to walk through Fred Meyer and Costo naked … Read More

hehehehehehe

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I got, the photos, sorted. Down to, 32.7 GB 4694, pictures. NO. MORE. DUPLICATES. This calls, for, a celebration. I’m going to bed. my eyes hurt. It’s WAY past my bedtime. :-)

Big plans go Kaput.

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I was so looking forward to today. Another day off and only one meager Doctor appointment. Physical Therapy for my jaw. Nice and simple. The idea was to lounge about, go to PT, then work on the window seat. 2.5 … Read More

pukey puppy.

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Well, the vet gave Butch eurothromiacin. The poor thing was just going on out both ends. She’s such a good dog though; She gets out of the bed. This of course causes us to go, “WTF?” and get out of … Read More

Well, Bless your little heart.

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Of course once 5:00 was reached I was no longer sleepy I cannot go to school today, said little Peggy Ann McKay. Melissa took the dog to the vets. She’s been scratching at her mouth every so often for quite … Read More

SOOOO sleepy

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I have fallen asleep a few times this afternoon. I’m at work. Not good. I have resorted to eating the last of the 5lbs of Runts that we bought over a year ago. They are not helping. It would probably … Read More

que Imperial March

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*WARNING* Silly boring post ahead. Just crap That I never get around to talking about on the phone with anyone. One test came back. Cholesterol is just fine. Still waiting on the biopsy. Got the Urologist appointment rescheduled to a … Read More

I HATE MICROSOFT!!!!!

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Granted my morning started out not going according to plan with the mysterious magic line of people at the lab where I went to get my blood drawn. I was the second one in when they opened the door. I … Read More