Character: Cat

He’s a cat. Anything I use to describe him will be held in the greatest disdain. He is just going to do what he damn well pleases.

I think I had the same grin on my face the first time I saw that movie also.

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I think I had the same grin on my face the first time I saw that movie also.

Narrator: Suddenly, a voice echos from above Wife: YUCK! DAMN IT CAT!     Television in background: Janice Van Meter got hit with a baseball. It was fabulous Cat: Remember, I’ve been with you all day Wife: WHERE ARE YOU?     Television in background: Was … Read More

He is STILL in that nasty outfit.

Dropping the ball

He is STILL in that nasty outfit.

So I managed to slap one together. Mostly because as I sit here, this comic is mostly true. The wife is in bed, and I’m at the computer, the cat is sitting on the floor staring at me, quietly purring. … Read More

Thousands of the Furry Fuckers. Everywhere! As far as the eyes can see and everywhere under foot.

Not a creature was stirring…

Thousands of the Furry Fuckers. Everywhere! As far as the eyes can see and everywhere under foot.

The cat has seriously been dragging his furry mice toys all over the house the last few weeks. He has also become very vocal since the dog has passed. He doesn’t shut up. You think he’s sleeping, you’re by yourself, … Read More

Not a meatball among them

You’ve been…THUNDERSTRUCK!

Not a meatball among them

For those with Cats, not in the Pacific Northwest I give you Matanuska Thunderfuck. Wait, no. Matanuska Thunderstruck   low idling cat noises in background Narrator: Another Comic? Paddy: Recipes. I dumped a bag of oregano on meself and the floor Narrator: How … Read More

"Birate Hunter!"

Stormy Seas

"Birate Hunter!"

Pirates may be the best adult movie ever. It’s good enough for them to have created an R rated version, as well well as an R rated sequel. I would say that it makes a really decent bad movie.   … Read More

One Night the cat kept us up all night with his howling and walking all over us. So of course the next day we woke him up every chance we got. WAKE UP KITTY!

A Wake?

One Night the cat kept us up all night with his howling and walking all over us. So of course the next day we woke him up every chance we got. WAKE UP KITTY!

Growing up, one of my uncles while at a wake once joked that the only difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral is one less person. I like this idea. Then again, I’m also fond of “Finnegans Wake” … Read More

Technically, I'm wearing shorts.

No Pants Day

Technically, I'm wearing shorts.

No Pants Day. Yes there is such a thing.   Paddy: I made enough in tips to cover the costs of a stunt double Patrick: I don’t believe that, how much? Paddy: My split was $802.98 Patrick: you made that much … Read More

Cats are assholes.

Cats are assholes

Cats are assholes.

Cats are assholes Cats are assholes: C.a.1 [Cats are assholes]: This cat is an asshole-That cat is an assholes/A cat is an asshole; C.a.2 [Cats are assholes:Cats are assholes]: Those cats are assholes-These cats are assholes/All cats are assholes.   Paddy: Might I suggest … Read More

So far we've been lucky that the dog doesn't think they're treats.

Gimme steam…

So far we've been lucky that the dog doesn't think they're treats.

Good morning. I learned something with the next few comics. Steam from a shower is hard to get to show up in a photograph.There was enough steam in the last panel when I took the photo that I was having a … Read More