Eat plumbs and tacos. They're always in season, and who doesn't like tacos.

You Say You Want a Revolution

Eat plumbs and tacos. They're always in season, and who doesn't like tacos.

Paddy: So I have a question Narrator: When don’t you? What is it? Paddy: Well, He went through a lot of time and trouble to get the door opened Paddy: . Felt me up and left me tied up and well hung. Then he … Read More

He was originally going to say pirouetting, but he wasn't sure how to spell it properly.

You Spin me Right Round Baby

He was originally going to say pirouetting, but he wasn't sure how to spell it properly.

Paddy: Where are you going? I thought you were going to open the front door Patrick:You said that, not me Patrick: I have keys, I can open this door Narrator: Wait for it… Narrator: Wait for it… Narrator: Another moment… SFX: keys being sorted Jingle … Read More

"Fuck you and everybody that looks like you" -George Carlin

Birds Watching

"Fuck you and everybody that looks like you" -George Carlin

Something a little bit different this time. These are all quotes I got by searching for “Judgmental Birds Quotes” in Duck Duck Go. Then going into the various links. They all sort of made some sense except the Paul Rudd … Read More

There really is a difference between using a feather, versus using a whole chicken

My Name is Brinjal Aubergine

There really is a difference between using a feather, versus using a whole chicken

Paddy: …and that’s when I discovered that the beater bar wasn’t what I thought it was, it’s really more of a roller with a brush Narrator: 30 minutes later Paddy: so really you have to leave a little room for air flow or … Read More

That is a really big ass

Butt Crack of Dawn

That is a really big ass

I have no idea what I was doing. No idea what I had in mind when I took these shots. I assume something with fixing the computer, but the damned thing is on. I know in reality I was trying … Read More

Every time I open the panel I expect to see a bunch of Seamen trying to cram into a boat

On the Good Ship Venus

Every time I open the panel I expect to see a bunch of Seamen trying to cram into a boat

This one went through multiple iterations before it evolved into a non Tumblr approved joke. I had a completely different dialogue set up, balloons drawn and finalizing placement when for some reason I started thinking about the old cartoons where … Read More

*SNIFF* Merry Christmas *SNIF*

Cup of sugar, Sugar?

*SNIFF* Merry Christmas *SNIF*

Happy Christmas. It’s been a strange one this year. This month has been so busy, and we’ve been so tired no one magically put up the tree nor did he put up the lights. Something has zapped the energy out … Read More

Still at it. Still working on it. Still thinking about it. Still procrastinating it.

For my next trick

Still at it. Still working on it. Still thinking about it. Still procrastinating it.

Bat: HI! We still plan to eventually continue to think about continuing the comic Narrator: Well at least contemplating, thinking about, planning to eventually, prepare to continue Bat: There are still a few adjustments to the website, and a couple messes to clean … Read More

It's certainly going to be easier to shove the stick up his arse

Two Fer One

It's certainly going to be easier to shove the stick up his arse

So yes, I’m finally done with the training at the new job. I’m finally feeling somewhat up to continuing. Rather I’m slowly getting to the point where I want to again. At some point in the last few weeks Paddy’s … Read More

just back away very slowly...

Lousy Smarch weather

just back away very slowly...

Another year is upon us. At least if you start measuring from January 1st. Personally I prefer to measure from some point in April because it’s a little more accurate from my perspective. A lot happened here in 2017. So … Read More