Paddy: …and that’s when I discovered that the beater bar wasn’t what I thought it was, it’s really more of a roller with a brush
Narrator: 30 minutes later
Paddy: so really you have to leave a little room for air flow or you just end up with everything all swollen, and not in a good way
SFX: Cash register noise from phone
Paddy: What was that?
Patrick: Apparently I had triggered Alexa, and she purchased a hoover upright, a flesh-light, a can of Crisco, a 10 pound bag of gummy bears, and an eggplant
Paddy: But they’re not even in season
