How does one combine a fleshlight and a TV remote?

Love…In the afternoon

I’m nearly out of photos, maybe a month or two or three left. Then I’ll have to get around to actually repairing one of the models, or something. On another note, I have no idea how I went from writing a joke about what appears to be a hump on my back to a joke about televised intercourse, but there it is.

 

Paddy: So you’re almost done, eh?
Patrick: Almost, almost done. I have a few things to do after I mount the TV
Paddy: That seems sort of impractical to me, but I’m really not one to judge. At least not after the Hoover incident
Paddy: You’re a pretty big guy, you might have wanted a heavier duty bracket. Just be sure to clean up afterward