Then maybe he ought to get a new job and buy his own

Hand me downs

Then maybe he ought to get a new job and buy his own

It is now very clearly fall here. We may still be having some 80 degree days, but the light has taken on a more yellowish tint. Although it’s probably more likely that there is simply less blue. There are also … Read More

The police, or the deer?

Bumbi’s Mum

The police, or the deer?

More importantly, how would the deer get into the station to report the falsified accident? Would the police even believe them? It’s not like there was any marks or injuries. What if the interpretive dance gets lost in translation and … Read More

It's actually a testament to the honesty of raccoons that they haven't figured this trick out yet.

Dash Cams

It's actually a testament to the honesty of raccoons that they haven't figured this trick out yet.

Sika Deer, not to be confused with Sitka Deer. Two different species.  The former is seemingly set up in Russia to spread like a pest, specifically for elaborate hunting trips. The latter seems to benefit from a better Wikipedia page. … Read More

Magic seat belt arm power activate!

Seatbelts

Magic seat belt arm power activate!

Apparently if there is anything in the passenger seat I will instinctively protect it. Not that my arm is going to do a whole lot of good in an actual car crash. It really doesn’t make any sense either. I … Read More

The song "Let's Call The Whole Thing Off" really doesn't work in print if you've never heard it. It tends to make a mess with foreigners singing karaoke too.

Tomato, Tomatoe

The song "Let's Call The Whole Thing Off" really doesn't work in print if you've never heard it. It tends to make a mess with foreigners singing karaoke too.

Trying to keep things a little more lighthearted this week. It was a bit of a rough one personally. For new readers, The vast majority of 2016 was a road trip plot. It started right about here, with some early back … Read More

When a man farts in church, he sits in his own pew

Whiskey on a Sunday

When a man farts in church, he sits in his own pew

The driving pics were certainly a lot easier before the new cell phone law here. I ended up taking video and screen grabbing. The side street from the main road to the house was so bumpy, it looked like there … Read More

just like everybody else I suppose

Got lost in his own museum

just like everybody else I suppose

I suspect I’m having a midlife crisis. I should go out and do the stereotypical thing and buy a car. Oddly for me that still wouldn’t be stereotypical as what I would probably do is get an original 80’s era … Read More

Jared should give Hoggle a whole basket of fucking peaches

Waiting for the Oompa Loompas

Jared should give Hoggle a whole basket of fucking peaches

Make no mistake, the President is a racist. He’s been a racist since the 1970’s, through the 90’s, the end of last year during his candidacy run. We condemn in the strongest possible terms this egregious display of hatred, bigotry and violence, … Read More

Seattle on the other hand has a completely different set of traffic laws that completely ignore the laws of physics, thermodynamics, conservation, and English rule.

No future for you

Seattle on the other hand has a completely different set of traffic laws that completely ignore the laws of physics, thermodynamics, conservation, and English rule.

Thanks to the combination of my only updating once a week, and western societies adoption of the Julian calendar a few centuries ago, this week and next week I will be four years of producing mindless BS with a plastic … Read More

Take that however / whichever way you think appropriate

But First; Butt First

Take that however / whichever way you think appropriate

Like everyone else on this planet, I have absolutely no idea what I’m doing. I don’t fake it very well either. It’s going on over a year that I started planning for the bookcases. In my head there are probably … Read More