Patrick – Plastic Paddy Pogue

He was originally going to say pirouetting, but he wasn't sure how to spell it properly.

You Spin me Right Round Baby

Paddy: Where are you going? I thought you were going to open the front door Patrick:You said that, not me Patrick: I have keys, I can open this door Narrator: Wait for it… Narrator: Wait for it… Narrator: Another moment… SFX: keys being sorted Jingle … Read More

Sadly, 9 weeks later and he still hasn't shot any additional footage. Clean, or otherwise.

Just Hangin’ About

Patrick: I’ll just give you a pull Paddy: That’s not been possible for a long time now Patrick: sighReally? SFX: Sound of plastic bones being pulled, quickly with gusto, and maybe a slight grin. Yank SFX: Garage door emergency release, um, releasing. POP Paddy: Oh yes, … Read More

Not to be confused with knottheory.com which apparently prevents finger muffin top. Which is something that means just what you think it means. Much unlike the phrase 'period piece'.

Back in Vanta Black

Paddy: I think I have it. OK The pull thing is tied Patrick: Great, now pull Paddy: SHIT Patrick: Did it come undone? Paddy: No, it’s fine. I’m attached quite well actually Patrick: Then what’s wrong? Paddy: Well, it comes down to physics and maths Patrick: What does … Read More

Do we use the feather, or the whole chicken?

Dancing in the Dark

Patrick: How am I supposed to grab you with no waist? Paddy: Just pick me up. SFX: strong giggle Teeheeheeeheehe Paddy: So maybe not by the short ribs Patrick: Sorry Paddy: Grab me like I’m a mannequin Patrick: Huh? Paddy: Just reach in and hold on by my … Read More

There is a Patrick shaped dent in the garage door joke, but it's so obscured you don't get it.

Paint it Black

Patrick: Nope. It’s too far up for me to reach without the rope Paddy: Why don’t lift me up and I’ll retie the rope Patrick: Good idea SFX: BAM! Rattle Rattle Rattle Patrick: Ow Paddy: I think you’re a bit … Read More

if only there was some piece of modern technology available to put a light on this situation.

Getting Low on Black Ink

Paddy: You’re almost there. A little to your left. Up a bit. You got it SFX: thunk Patrick: That was it wasn’t it? Paddy: Yeah, you knocked it. Now it’s swinging about Patrick: Wait, I can feel it going by SFX: GRAB Patrick: Got it … Read More

And what you do not know is the only thing you know And what you own is what you do not own And where you are is where you are not. -TS Elliot

O dark dark dark

Title and Hover text quote mined from “Four Quartets” by T.S. Elliot. Paddy: So why don’t you just pull the emergency release for the door? Patrick: If I could see it and get to it, I would Paddy: Just move the saw … Read More

whistling in the dark... whistling in the dark...

Hello Darkness My Old Friend

Paddy: Can’t you just turn the other lights on? Patrick: That’s what I was working on. They’re not hooked up Patrick: Once my eyes adjust there’ll be enough light from the buttons on the wall to… Paddy: Open a garage door. Good thinking Patrick: Nope … Read More

Can't find the switch for the ALT HOVER text

No Boats, No Lights, No Motor Cars

Paddy: Are you going to help me attach my bottom half or not? Patrick: Sure. I’m almost to a stopping point with this SFX: Garage door slamming shut. Light switch clicking off. bone feet running away Patrick: Did you just hear the door lock? … Read More

"A La Peanut Butter Sandwiches!" - nope, still not wearing pants.

Mumford

Paddy: Back in the 60’s I worked for a old, poor magician Patrick: Yeah, that isn’t an easy way to make money Paddy: Oh, he didn’t need the money, he was actually quite wealthy Patrick: Then why did you say he was poor? Paddy: I … Read More