Character: Patrick

40ish, semi-employed.

Actually the photos are there, but they are in such an obscure wavelength you just never seen them before

Technology is the Devil

Actually the photos are there, but they are in such an obscure wavelength you just never seen them before

My phone died last night. It looks to be bricked from a background update but I’m not sure. I fully expect to given the run around with my carrier who will tell me to go to the manufacturer who will … Read More

I later I caught him painting happy little bottles of whiskey

Great Big Ol’ Clouds

I later I caught him painting happy little bottles of whiskey

So Yes, You Tube has Bob Ross’ videos up. I really do have some fond memories of sitting with my friend and his mother watching these. I also remember that she was very good at nurturing our creativity. Good times. … Read More

Was he making a Grim Fandango porn parody?

More important than porn

Was he making a Grim Fandango porn parody?

It is absolutely pouring rain here in Tacoma this morning. Looks like it will continue on through the night. This means lots of Star Wars characters with umbrellas. Which is a good thing. Wookies and Ewoks smell fucking awful when … Read More

Bow chika Meow Meow

Now with stereoscopy

Bow chika Meow Meow

Indeed, this is current events. Well the furnace part anyway. I am very glad to be in the western part of Washington where if the furnace goes out I am not going to freeze to death. It is certainly nicer … Read More

I wake up everyday to a cat scan

Whistling in the Dark

I wake up everyday to a cat scan

One thing I have learned with this comic is that there is no good way of writing “sex with animals” and be positive that everyone will understand that you mean that there are animals in the household. Usually staring or … Read More

because fuck Bob Villa, that's why

This Old New Yankee Woodwright House

because fuck Bob Villa, that's why

It seems kind of funny to think I’ve been watching these shows for 30 years now. It is still amazing to me that Roy Underhill did the Woodwright shop episodes each in one take. I remember one episode when I was … Read More

Unless you're Seattle. Then you mob the city streets and stop at cross walks like good citizens.

Are you almost ready for some football!

Unless you're Seattle. Then you mob the city streets and stop at cross walks like good citizens.

Mostly I’m excited that I figured out how to put Paddy’s head in front of the Big font   Wife: NOOOOOOOOOO Paddy: I’m guessing your team just lost? Patrick: Most likely Paddy: Shouldn’t you go console her? Wife: OOOOOOOOOOO Patrick: No, it’s only pre-season. There … Read More

also brought to you by this truck. Until the second half, then it's this truck. And watered down beer, lots of watered down beer.

Brought to you by Gatoraide

also brought to you by this truck. Until the second half, then it's this truck. And watered down beer, lots of watered down beer.

Yup. Football season has started and with it comes the rain and cooler temperatures. It’ll also be a lot of traffic in Seattle for a lot of Sundays. I am OK with this. It means that when I’m not in … Read More

No Brain, no pain

Irony, the opposite of wrinkley

No Brain, no pain

So I decided to put the Tinder story line on hold. I have enough going on in my life right now that adding the possibility, no matter how remote, of dealing with messages, notifications and such going off, or the possible 2 … Read More

Jazz hands!

Ohhh, my love. My darling

Jazz hands!

The truth is they live there now. I stacked them in there a few months ago to get them out of the way of the rearrangement of the furniture and I’ve been too lazy and to grab one of them … Read More