40ish, semi-employed.
I suspect if they did the dating game today with the same set up you’d have everyone sitting on their stools looking down at their phones. There would also probably be a GCI of Jim Lange in his prime hosting the … Read More
Well I screwed that one up like 5 times this morning. Lets try this again. Narrator: Like all the things! Paddy: like. like. oh, Candy Crush! Wasn’t she in that pizza film with John Holmes? Patrick: You’re thinking of Candida Royale Paddy: Oh … Read More
I have no idea why he’s holding the phone like that. I suppose I should get back to work on the mobility project. I also wonder how many younger people would assume that I’m making a social commentary on the … Read More
Patrick: You woke up at your own wake surrounded by strangers? What did you do? Paddy: I was going to rise up and shout “They won’t let me up until I bring them a pint of cider!” But then I figured one … Read More
How in the world do real writers end a story line? This one just seems to keep on going. Paddy: So Lucy won and I was sent back to earth Patrick: Not into heaven? Paddy: Don’t be daft. I wouldn’t be talking … Read More
Paddy: The drinking is what landed me in the predicament. Rather, the barrel of cider. Pete offered terms for my entry, I was to bring the barrel. Cat: I am in need of attention Paddy: Well this got Lucy all fired up. It … Read More
Paddy: So Pete comes back with this giant book. Tells me its a listing of all me sins. but then Lucy says “This is shite, and scare tactics. Repeat sins only count if they’ve happened after forgiveness. My client’s never even … Read More
Patrick: You were killed by mistaken identity? Paddy: No, I was killed over a barrel of cider Patrick: But you just said… Paddy: And I’ll explain. So I’m deader than a well bent door nail and standing in front of … Read More
Patrick: What? Someone randomly bashed you on the head? Paddy: Goodness no. It was a deliberate accident. Paddy: The guard meant to hit me on the head for certain, but the me that he wanted to hit wasn’t actually me. The me … Read More
It occurs to me, that this sub-story is winding down and I stall haven’t finished the adjustments to Paddy. The premise remains that he is supposed to be learning how to drive and as of now he can still only … Read More