Character: Patrick

40ish, semi-employed.

Free pints for ex lepers

It’s a bloody miracle!

Free pints for ex lepers

I have this image in my that this happened either like Yoda and R2-D2 over the flash light, or else like a cat and a stuffed animal. Little back legs kicking away at it and all. I suspect it was … Read More

At the Tavern by the sea the cripple, the barrel and he made three He was no bugger, just wanted a tugger But all that came out was wee

Trifecta

At the Tavern by the sea the cripple, the barrel and he made three He was no bugger, just wanted a tugger But all that came out was wee

Paddy: So this cripple keeps poking me with his crutch. Turns out he wanted help across the muddy road to the tavern Patrick: And you being passed out next to a barrel would obviously be a good candidate Paddy: I… that bit never occurred … Read More

For more information on the intelligence of Oxen check out "The Oxen Handbook" by Drew Conroy from your local intercity library

Breakin the law, breakin the law

For more information on the intelligence of Oxen check out "The Oxen Handbook" by Drew Conroy from your local intercity library

Patrick: So you were drunk and trying to sneak through town Paddy: Yes and no. I was singing at the top of my lungs and trying to logroll the barrel when I rolled right into the civic guard and land flat on … Read More

I mean really, who would do such an evil thing?

Waste not, want not

I mean really, who would do such an evil thing?

Paddy: Mind you, I was doing all this out in the fields, it was all still highly illegal and dangerous. It took me weeks to get the cider out there… Cat: steady… Paddy: and I really didn’t fancy the idea of makin’ a … Read More

Someone needs to learn to wash their hands

Plasticine porters with looking glass ties

Someone needs to learn to wash their hands

Remember Kitties don’t do drugs. Place the comma where you’d like. Place the coma where you’d like as well. Plasticine is a modeling clay material, it was a popular brand name but became commonly used to mean the material. Much … Read More

Psycho Kitty Qu'est-ce que c'est Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-far better Run run run run run run run away

never, oh never, oh never again…

Psycho Kitty Qu'est-ce que c'est Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-far better Run run run run run run run away

So here’s the actual deal with the cat suddenly showing up in the photos. I’ve long ago ran out of buffer so most of the comic pictures are getting taken on Tuesday or Thursday night. On Thursday night I generally also … Read More

One hundred thirty years later we have an easier whole lot of nothing, and that's something. I'm looking at you Oklahoma!

My corduroy breeches I put on

One hundred thirty years later we have an easier whole lot of nothing, and that's something. I'm looking at you Oklahoma!

How complicated were cars then? The right pedal operates the brakes, the middle selects reverse, the left one can be depressed or lifted to switch between the two speeds and, on some models, the brake lever to the right also … Read More

He cried for days when he found out about Elisabeth Sladen. He only stopped when we told him about her spin off show.

Typical Sontaran attitude

He cried for days when he found out about Elisabeth Sladen. He only stopped when we told him about her spin off show.

Attack Eyebrows is still funny.   Paddy: OH! you’re out of rum Wife: By the way, thanks for breakfast Patrick: …We could re-watch last season Paddy:You’re welcome. . Why would you do that? the last year was kind of bleh compared … Read More

Studies show that most soy beans prefer farmers with calloused hands, but a gentle touch.

Lacking Toast

Studies show that most soy beans prefer farmers with calloused hands, but a gentle touch.

Paddy: How do spiced rum Belgian waffles with bourbon maple syrup sound? Patrick: You mean make food like you’re supposed to, in lieu of rent? Wife:You’ll need to do your dishes first Paddy: no problem Paddy: um, O.K. Slight problem. Where’s the milk? Wife: Little … Read More