40ish, semi-employed.
My resolution to cut back on my pie lasted about 3.14 seconds this year Patrick: Are you going to try and make a change for the better this year? Paddy: You mean like change clothes more often? Put holiday decorations away … Read More
So I managed to slap one together. Mostly because as I sit here, this comic is mostly true. The wife is in bed, and I’m at the computer, the cat is sitting on the floor staring at me, quietly purring. … Read More
The cat has seriously been dragging his furry mice toys all over the house the last few weeks. He has also become very vocal since the dog has passed. He doesn’t shut up. You think he’s sleeping, you’re by yourself, … Read More
I’m already having issues with the fourth distal phalanx. It keeps coming detached. It reminds my of that Kaiju from Ultraman that launched it’s fingertips. At least I think it was Ultraman, it’s probably been 30 years since I saw … Read More
It’s come to my attention that this one may need some explaining. Three men in a boat is a travel documentary put on the BBC. Basically Dara Ó Briain, Rory McGrath, and Griff Rhys Jones travel around in a boat of … Read More
“Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology…” And this about sums up my week. I made it through a lot of hard work, emotional stress, and challenges only to have life give me the finger and the parts all … Read More
If someone were to get me a blond wig and some balloons I could even reenact the Hilton sex tapes. Paddy: So Halloween is next weekend and… Patrick: You don’t have any… Paddy: Idea. No I don’t Paddy: Last year was a bit … Read More
So I had this whole strip written out, laid out in Inkscape, and just needed to create the speech bubbles. Then this morning I woke up with Jolie Holland’s “Old Fashioned Morphine” stuck in my head. Sadly, the rewrite is … Read More
Presented without comment. Narrator: Make sure the patient is properly restrained… Paddy: You need to go tighter Narrator: Sterilization and sharp instruments are key to success Paddy: HOLY SHIT! Stop Stop Stop. OK. I’ll quit using your wife’s clothes! … Read More
I originally had a BZZZPT! sound effect between the panels two and three. Then I thought about how unrealistic that would be. Battery charging clamps on plastic wouldn’t do anything. Patrick: You know we stopped shooting a while ago? … Read More