Character: Patrick

40ish, semi-employed.

no schwanzstucker. I'm afraid he probably won't be very popular. Well maybe, this is the internet.

The case of the missing tail tucker

no schwanzstucker. I'm afraid he probably won't be very popular. Well maybe, this is the internet.

I’m usually surprised when I encounter someone that has never seen Young Frankenstein. I’m not sure why as it seems to happen quite often. Schwanzstucker scene, just because it always makes me laugh.   Narrator: “From that fateful day when stinking … Read More

Somewhere on a little table, in a tiny corner, of a small room in the house, the violin is still warm.

Three sheets to the wind

Somewhere on a little table, in a tiny corner, of a small room in the house, the violin is still warm.

Yes, there really are stunt doubles. Yes I am really pulling the Frankenstein’s Monster gag. Yes it is a lame anniversary comic, but so’s the comic.   Narrator: To celebrate one year of work on this comic, we’ve decided to … Read More

Technically, I'm wearing shorts.

No Pants Day

Technically, I'm wearing shorts.

No Pants Day. Yes there is such a thing.   Paddy: I made enough in tips to cover the costs of a stunt double Patrick: I don’t believe that, how much? Paddy: My split was $802.98 Patrick: you made that much … Read More

You know, you never see a 60 year old woman with large breasts and no bra in their ads. I suspect fowl play in the advertising department.

Do you know the muffin man?

You know, you never see a 60 year old woman with large breasts and no bra in their ads. I suspect fowl play in the advertising department.

First day on a new job is always a bit rough.   Door Slamming. very tired , near death, feet dragging steps on wooden floor Flopping into chair sound Dog: He’s been gone all day. I’m Hungry Patrick: Everything OK? … Read More

What do you mean I can't claim the clothing? The tablet and the Halloween decoration ARE business expenses Mr. Koskinen.

Budget movements

What do you mean I can't claim the clothing? The tablet and the Halloween decoration ARE business expenses Mr. Koskinen.

It has been very hot for the Pacific Northwest. I can tell because it’s has cooed down to 75 and I am contemplating a long sleeve shirt. It seems like just a few years ago I was in Anchorage with … Read More

While we're at it, we should replace the photographer and the writer.

Howard Hawks it ain’t

While we're at it, we should replace the photographer and the writer.

I’m not sure which is worse, that the comic is a cliche, or that while I was writing and laying out the argument and the discussion, it turned into the cliche on it’s own. There is also the strangeness of the … Read More

Note that he didn't ask for a body double

Meetings

Note that he didn't ask for a body double

Meetings. Even just setting up for the pictures I got bored and started playing with my phone. If I didn’t kill the current story it was going to be weeks of pretty much everyone saying “well this is shitty”   … Read More

Cats are assholes.

Cats are assholes

Cats are assholes.

Cats are assholes Cats are assholes: C.a.1 [Cats are assholes]: This cat is an asshole-That cat is an assholes/A cat is an asshole; C.a.2 [Cats are assholes:Cats are assholes]: Those cats are assholes-These cats are assholes/All cats are assholes.   Paddy: Might I suggest … Read More

Yes, the dog did go back to sleep. That's all she does now. Sleep. Poop. Sleep. Eat. Poop. Sleep. Wander aimlessly for 20 minutes. Poop. Sleep. Pee, poop, eat, wander go back to sleep. goto 10.

Jane, Stop this crazy thing

Yes, the dog did go back to sleep. That's all she does now. Sleep. Poop. Sleep. Eat. Poop. Sleep. Wander aimlessly for 20 minutes. Poop. Sleep. Pee, poop, eat, wander go back to sleep. goto 10.

The first time I heard Astro by the White Stripes I wasn’t really paying attention and only caught one of the last lines in the song. “Maybe Tesla does the Astro”  So basically I got electric car, and cartoon dog. The next … Read More

Websites and paraphernalia, but I'm certain he likes the way you think. ;-)

Paddy Does Dallas

Websites and paraphernalia, but I'm certain he likes the way you think. ;-)

Debbie Does Dallas is one of the most recognized titles as adult entertainment. Yet, there really isn’t anything adult in the title. Really, it could be an Audrey Hepburn movie from the 50’s about a young Northeastern woman from New … Read More