Character: Patrick

40ish, semi-employed.

Um, ahhh... It's actually an art piece, the strings are the US healthcare system and the Rod the new failed Republican proposal. Yeah...

Tangled up in blue

Um, ahhh... It's actually an art piece, the strings are the US healthcare system and the Rod the new failed Republican proposal. Yeah...

Wow are we a mess or what. I suppose there is a good side, the next group of young children will be able to count to 12 without the ladybug picnic song in their head, since PBS funding is likely … Read More

not a single penis pun has come to me

Maybe Jack Torrance got it write

not a single penis pun has come to me

I’m fairly certain that this joke has been made before, possibly even by me in this comic. Somehow, that make this even funnier. Originally I had something about work related things, Paddy not understanding the concept of acronyms and pulling up … Read More

Looks like it's still a bit cold in the garage.

Earmuffs

Looks like it's still a bit cold in the garage.

The world needs more earmuffs. Everyone should have a good pair of earmuffs. I have a really excellent pair that I like very much, but I don’t get to use them as often as I would like. Sometimes you have … Read More

Why yes, the garage is cold as a matter of fact. Why do you ask?

Hey Diddle, Diddle

Why yes, the garage is cold as a matter of fact. Why do you ask?

Just popping off a quick joke at my own expense. I really need to finish the shelves, they take up a lot of space in the shop. It would be better if they took up a lot of space in … Read More

The sad thing is that my shirt may have changed 4 times in as many weeks, but it's still the same project on the bench.

All Hail Lord Dampnut

The sad thing is that my shirt may have changed 4 times in as many weeks, but it's still the same project on the bench.

Whether you like him or not, it doesn’t matter if you voted for him or not, it doesn’t fucking matter if you voted for him and now have buyers remorse, it doesn’t matter if you didn’t vote at all (shame … Read More

Thankfully he isn't attacking China, I'd run out of props and stunt doubles. What's that you say? Well Fuck.

“Mr. Gobachev, tear down this wall”

Thankfully he isn't attacking China, I'd run out of props and stunt doubles. What's that you say? Well Fuck.

I never thought I’d be quoting Ronald Reagan. Ignoring that the wall is really about nationalism/racism and increasing the the size of the poor column on income charts, the basic concept just will not work. The continental border is about … Read More

I personally like both kinds of napping to pass the time as well.

Like a Blister in the Sun

I personally like both kinds of napping to pass the time as well.

So, there was a really long rant here. It’s been brewing in my head for weeks now. The problem was that it didn’t really fit well with today’s comic. So it’s been moved to a text file, where I will … Read More

Nananananananana...

Hitobashira

Nananananananana...

Aaaaaaaannnnd it begins. Yes the comics border is much wider than it used to be. I’m slowly adding the border to the comic itself instead of coded into the CSS of the website. I originally did it this way so … Read More

OH! I see what I did there.

Street Curling Practice

OH! I see what I did there.

I think it’s funny how, at least in the States, some contractions sound better than saying the full words in certain situations. Case in point the dialogue in today’s comic, “Wouldn’t it be nice”. To say “Would not it be … Read More

You can recognize the Congress elite by the orange powder and shit stains on their sheets.

Charles Elmer Doolin eat your heart out

You can recognize the Congress elite by the orange powder and shit stains on their sheets.

Anyone that follows the tumblr feed will realize I am not a fan of our President elect, nor his cabinet to be. I think it shows why President Obama was unable to get hardly anything done the easy way during … Read More