Character: Wife

Just awesome.

I later I caught him painting happy little bottles of whiskey

Great Big Ol’ Clouds

I later I caught him painting happy little bottles of whiskey

So Yes, You Tube has Bob Ross’ videos up. I really do have some fond memories of sitting with my friend and his mother watching these. I also remember that she was very good at nurturing our creativity. Good times. … Read More

Was he making a Grim Fandango porn parody?

More important than porn

Was he making a Grim Fandango porn parody?

It is absolutely pouring rain here in Tacoma this morning. Looks like it will continue on through the night. This means lots of Star Wars characters with umbrellas. Which is a good thing. Wookies and Ewoks smell fucking awful when … Read More

Bow chika Meow Meow

Now with stereoscopy

Bow chika Meow Meow

Indeed, this is current events. Well the furnace part anyway. I am very glad to be in the western part of Washington where if the furnace goes out I am not going to freeze to death. It is certainly nicer … Read More

I wake up everyday to a cat scan

Whistling in the Dark

I wake up everyday to a cat scan

One thing I have learned with this comic is that there is no good way of writing “sex with animals” and be positive that everyone will understand that you mean that there are animals in the household. Usually staring or … Read More

Unless you're Seattle. Then you mob the city streets and stop at cross walks like good citizens.

Are you almost ready for some football!

Unless you're Seattle. Then you mob the city streets and stop at cross walks like good citizens.

Mostly I’m excited that I figured out how to put Paddy’s head in front of the Big font   Wife: NOOOOOOOOOO Paddy: I’m guessing your team just lost? Patrick: Most likely Paddy: Shouldn’t you go console her? Wife: OOOOOOOOOOO Patrick: No, it’s only pre-season. There … Read More

also brought to you by this truck. Until the second half, then it's this truck. And watered down beer, lots of watered down beer.

Brought to you by Gatoraide

also brought to you by this truck. Until the second half, then it's this truck. And watered down beer, lots of watered down beer.

Yup. Football season has started and with it comes the rain and cooler temperatures. It’ll also be a lot of traffic in Seattle for a lot of Sundays. I am OK with this. It means that when I’m not in … Read More

I heard Delta has already stocked up on extra blankets for the in-flight version.

Clean your plate

I heard Delta has already stocked up on extra blankets for the in-flight version.

Paddy: So I went and saw that new teenage romance flick, The one about the rich guy and the reporter…should you even be up there? Cat: Cat eating something he obviously, probably should not be Paddy: anyway, there was this horrible buzzing sound, … Read More

He cried for days when he found out about Elisabeth Sladen. He only stopped when we told him about her spin off show.

Typical Sontaran attitude

He cried for days when he found out about Elisabeth Sladen. He only stopped when we told him about her spin off show.

Attack Eyebrows is still funny.   Paddy: OH! you’re out of rum Wife: By the way, thanks for breakfast Patrick: …We could re-watch last season Paddy:You’re welcome. . Why would you do that? the last year was kind of bleh compared … Read More

Studies show that most soy beans prefer farmers with calloused hands, but a gentle touch.

Lacking Toast

Studies show that most soy beans prefer farmers with calloused hands, but a gentle touch.

Paddy: How do spiced rum Belgian waffles with bourbon maple syrup sound? Patrick: You mean make food like you’re supposed to, in lieu of rent? Wife:You’ll need to do your dishes first Paddy: no problem Paddy: um, O.K. Slight problem. Where’s the milk? Wife: Little … Read More

I think I had the same grin on my face the first time I saw that movie also.

Track lighting not required

I think I had the same grin on my face the first time I saw that movie also.

Narrator: Suddenly, a voice echos from above Wife: YUCK! DAMN IT CAT!     Television in background: Janice Van Meter got hit with a baseball. It was fabulous Cat: Remember, I’ve been with you all day Wife: WHERE ARE YOU?     Television in background: Was … Read More