I like how Alexa takes your safety into consideration offers the 8" as large when Amazon Clearly has much larger, longer, & girthier, items available, but knows I've never ordered that type of item before and should take it easy the first time.

Alexa is just Amazon for SUDO

10 minutes to come up with the basic script. 4 hours to research and find the closest possible open source font to the amazon logo only to find that it is freely available on their website in their developer tools along with the hex code for their particular shady orange.

 

Patrick: There. I think I have it cancelled now
Paddy: I still don’t recall saying anything close to “Alexa, order a large Dildo”
SFX: Alexa voice: OK. Our most popular Dildo 8 Inch Lifelike Penis with Suction Cup Huge Cock Dildo (Pink) Sex Pleaser Toy for Couples Adult has been added to your cart.Prime members get free same day shipping
Paddy: are you not going to cancel that?
Patrick: Cancel what?