| Jan 3 | Everyone knows who did it |
| Jan 10 | Track lighting not required |
| Jan 17 | A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste |
| Jan 24 | Dating Miss Michigan |
| Jan 31 | Caught on film |
| Feb 7 | Lacking Toast |
| Feb 14 | Typical Sontaran attitude |
| Feb 21 | Chicago! Chicago! Assholes everywhere! |
| Feb 28 | Clean your plate |
| Mar 7 | Hey, lady! Where are you going with a head like that? |
| Mar 14 | My corduroy breeches I put on |
| Mar 21 | never, oh never, oh never again… |
| Mar 28 | Plasticine porters with looking glass ties |
| Apr 4 | Waste not, want not |
| Apr 11 | Breakin the law, breakin the law |
| Apr 18 | Trifecta |
| Apr 25 | It’s a bloody miracle! |
| May 2 | Just hanging around |
| May 9 | Bang Bang Maxwell’s Silver Hammer |
| May 16 | Knock, Knock, Knocking on Heaven’s Door |
| May 23 | Some say kissin’s a sin |
| May 30 | and Andy Griffith as Ben Matlock! |
| Jun 6 | Love Lies Bleeding |
| Jun 13 | Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin’ alive |
| Jun 20 | Olan Mills |
| Jun 27 | “Scalia’s Tears” |
| Jul 4 | Too hot for you |
| Jul 11 | Girls on film |
| Jul 18 | Love me Tinder, Love my do |
| Jul 25 | In search of Rodney Alcala |
| Aug 1 | Ohhh, my love. My darling |
| Aug 8 | Irony, the opposite of wrinkley |
| Aug 14 | Brought to you by Gatoraide |
| Aug 22 | Are you almost ready for some football! |
| Aug 28 | This Old New Yankee Woodwright House |
| Sep 5 | Ring Ring goes the bell |
| Sep 12 | wakey wakey |
| Sep 19 | On my own… |
| Sep 26 | Furniture Porn |
| Oct 3 | Easy Rider |
| Oct 10 | Whistling in the Dark |
| Oct 17 | No-pan kissa |
| Oct 24 | Now with stereoscopy |
| Oct 31 | More important than porn |
| Nov 7 | Great Big Ol’ Clouds |
| Nov 14 | Technology is the Devil |
| Nov 21 | It’s like the Pat Cave |
| Nov 28 | Table Tennis |
| Dec 5 | Butt first |
| Dec 12 | Mani Pedi Kitty |
| Dec 19 | We are out of blue milk |
| Dec 25 | Happy Christmas |
