Character: Wife

Just awesome.

Who we kidding. that would be far too much work.

Communication Breakdown

Who we kidding. that would be far too much work.

This is the scene that never ends… It just goes on and on my friend…   Wife: So, he went to get drywall Paddy: NO. He said he’s going to get supplies to mount the old TV on the wall in here … Read More

It's OK. Most likely I'll forget what I went in there for anyhow.

I want to be, your sledgehammer

It's OK. Most likely I'll forget what I went in there for anyhow.

I’m someone who usually will hear the melody, the instruments, and rhythms before hearing the lyrics of a song. This is likely why I made the assumption that Peter Gabriels Song Sledgehammer had something to do with the TV show … Read More

This comic includes 100% free, off camera stink eye. Feel the glare.

I Don’t Know Either

This comic includes 100% free, off camera stink eye. Feel the glare.

Presented without comment because I am truly grateful to have someone in my life to put up with my weird shit and everyone assumes the character is based off of her, when it is really based off of my own … Read More

I'm not crying, you're crying. Ah who'm I fucking kidding. I've been crying like Alice when she's 10 feet tall

Who wants to live forever

I'm not crying, you're crying. Ah who'm I fucking kidding. I've been crying like Alice when she's 10 feet tall

As I write this it is late on Friday evening. Our appointment is set for Sunday. I had to make a decision, wait until Sunday evening, skip the comic this week and possibly never come back to it for reasons, … Read More

Sadly, it still doesn't explain the terrible Kilt. That's all human right there.

Fortitude

Sadly, it still doesn't explain the terrible Kilt. That's all human right there.

Anybody following Instagram or Tumblr is aware I just took a small road trip to Sequim and Port Angeles WA. I took a ton of pictures, actually relaxed a bit and thoroughly enjoyed myself as much as I think it … Read More

Nobody likes being reduced to a mere consumer commodity

50 Streets of Grey

Nobody likes being reduced to a mere consumer commodity

Paddy: Goodness, when you go to get shoes, you don’t fuck around. How many feet do you have? Wife: Oh, ha ha. We’re just cutting through to avoid the main traffic Paddy: Isn’t that trespassing? Wife: Not if you’re going to get groceries, then … Read More

I'm not going because of "The incident"

Going to be a long day

I'm not going because of "The incident"

I remember as a child a lot more plastic covered furniture than I see nowadays. I’m fairly certain that it’s because there are fabric protectors like Scotch Guard and that furniture has become a mainly toss it away item, but … Read More

It's more like a bunch of rich kid garage bands, but it's nothing but lead singers

Plastic Eggs

It's more like a bunch of rich kid garage bands, but it's nothing but lead singers

“Hey Martha, look at this. Some bunny has left us chocolate eggs all over the lawn. Well shoot, it looks like it’s all really old stale cheap milk chocolate. Well beggars can’t be choosers, candy doesn’t go bad anyhow does … Read More

There is no helping the City of Victoria Tartan

Also makes a lovely thong

There is no helping the City of Victoria Tartan

It’s absolutely true. All of it. Including the alt text hover. Though I guess nowadays wordpress should think a bit about renaming the “alt text” to something more appropriate.   Wife: What on earth possessed you to try and work on … Read More

"Got lost in his own museum, eh?"

Riding off into the sunset

"Got lost in his own museum, eh?"

So the road trip is done. It took 9 months to run a simple errand and we failed miserably. That is not meant to be ominous foretelling. We are far to old for that crap. We still need to get … Read More